(Maybe I'll die alone)
I'm wasting my time trying to find romance online
But it seems like love's meant to be
For everybody, unless you are me

So maybe I'll die alone
Watching a film at home
Comparing myself to all the pretty people on my phone
Maybe that's how it ends
Just laying here in my bed
And tellin' myself "It's okay, I don't really care"
It's nice to fall in love, but there's

Somebody for everybody, nobody for me
Everybody's got somebody, I've got ADD
All my friends are making out with people on the street
I just want to get a taxi home and go to sleep

No, I don't know why I can't seem to find
One person I like (Person I like)
And when I do they don't like me back, or I get the ick
Or they make me sad 'cause they're a fucking prick
The thought of flirting makes me sick

So maybe I'll die alone
Watching a film at home
Comparing myself to all the pretty people on my phone
Maybe that's how it ends
Just laying here in my bed
Telling myself "Hey, that's just life, and life's not fair"
I've tried to fall in love, but there's

Somebody for everybody, nobody for me
Everybody's got somebody, I've got a TV
All my friends keep asking who I'm hiding in my sheets
I just have to tell them "Mario and Princess Peach"

So you see, maybe love wasn't meant for me
Maybe I'm just supposed to be all alone for eternity
And that's ok, because I don't have time to date
And I really don't believe in fate, so I've got no soulmate
And maybe that's for the best
'Cause how are you supposed to connect
Two people who are so complex?
It gets lonely, yes
But at least I'm not deceiving myself
Believing I could ever truly count on somebody else
To not let me down when shit gets real bad
You only really have to take a look at my mum and dad
To know love isn't in my bones
And I don't wanna get hurt so I'm better off dying alone
(Maybe I'll die alone)