Two ukulele players met in a lane
Bowed most politely, bowed once again
How do you do again?

Two rock guitarists met in a lane
Bowed most politely, bowed once again
How do you do again?

Two girl drummers met in a lane
Bowed most politely, bowed once again
How do you do again?

Two bass players met in a lane
Bowed most politely, bowed once again
How do you do again?

Two polite Elvises met in a lane
Bowed most politely, bowed once again
Thank you, thank you very much
(Thank you, thank you very much)
Thank you very much again