I used to whimper like an infant
Suckling at an arid teat
I was denied the very things I desired
Without them I was incomplete

I was underdeveloped
Until you enveloped me with a love I could scarcely conceive
I could stare all day at your decollete
I could lose myself in your cleavage

Oh, I'm much obliged to you ma'am
Thank you for the rack of glam
You'll never know how delighted I am
Thank you for the rack of
Thank you for the rack of
Thank you for the rack of glam

I was afraid that you would abandon me
Until you looked into my eyeballs and smiled
And pulled my sobbing face into you bosom
As if I was your baby child

As I wept, your heart leapt
I felt it through your lacy brassiere
I searched and waited, I finally located
Love right now and right here

Oh, I'm much obliged to you ma'am
Thank you for the rack of glam
You'll never know how delighted I am
Thank you for the rack of glam
Goddamn