The man on Tv tells me I'd be someone new
Drive his car and use his shampoo
Designer dog food, Teflon socks, spandex jeans
All on sale and just what I need

Irresistible,indispensable, unbelievable
And it's just what I need
It's so practical, so affordable, unavoidable
Well it's just what I need

Windshield wipers for my glasses, who'd refuse
A perfect match with Tupperware shoes
Lemmings buying French-cut swimsuits by the sea
We all know it's just what we need

It's reversible, indestructible, irresistible
And it's just what I need
Unmistakable, it's unbreakable, non-returnable
Yeah it's just what I need

Irresistible,indispensable, unbelievable
And it's just what I need
It'd so practical, so affordable, unavoidable
Well it's just what I need