Fish are jumpin' In the country How I'd love to be one Or a little Armadillo Or a big fat caterpillar I left my heart In the Quik Mart With a short-slip skirt and a slurpee Now I drive a lot In my funny car Drive it all around the parking lot
And I really like my innocence And I really like my innocence Gettin' it out, gettin' it out Never made sense But I really like my innocence
Drive my car Into a building Right through the front door of it Run up the stairs Tore off my pants (lalala lala dee da) Shiny red dress Happiness? Yes! Fallin' on the floor with her She says Jesus Am I (gearsnn) Now I wonder where she is
And I really like my innocence And I really like my innocence Gettin' it out, gettin' it out Never made sense And I really like my innocence Innocence Innocence