The master of the unknown universe sleeps all day
And faces all the consequences of all the things he ever says
The master of the unknown universe chokes on his smile
Stays a while and he never ever says goodbye to anyone in style

The master of the unknown universe makes a big mistake
Cause everything he takes is so ordinary
Once you start that way you'll have to stay
And so the story goes

The master of the unknown universe is a superstar
He's not to far from everything and where you are
He'll leaves it all behind for someone else to try

The master of the unknown universe comes sailing in
And then rides away and leaves you hanging on